Episode 59: Failing Out Of Ninja Art School [Ninja Gaiden]

Imagine how much different Ryu's life would have been if he had bothered to study cubism. There wouldn't be an random guys with clubs trying to kill him, his father's colleague would still be alive, and the world would be covered in 1000 years of statue-demon based darkness. It might be an improvement.



If you try to download this while jumping, you'll run out of ninja points.


(02:00) If you can dodge a wrench...

(03:00) Captain 'Muricuh!

(04:00) Ninja power follows an inverse number law.

(07:00) Talking about League ninjas.

(10:00) Horde modes are awesome.

(10:45) Mentioned before, but the Attack on Titan fan game by Feng Lee is great.

(19:45) Wii U GBA games exist now.

(21:00) Smash speculation.

(29:00) Ninja Gaiden: it has cut scenes.

(30:00) What is a game by any other name?

(35:00) The demise of the cut scene.  Ledo and Ix.

(37:30) Ryu has hearing problems.  Also, he seems unaware of the use of ladders.

(47:00) Totally not Castlevania.  Which is better.

(50:00) Final thoughts.

(53:00) Physical magazines in the face of the Internet.


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