Episode 218: Ys

It seems inevitable that utopian societies just fall off into the ocean or something. All the time. Seriously, it's a real problem that one would think utopias would learn to deal with. Anyway, journey to a land that is less than ideal and wade your way through a horde of monster in order to get to the real reason you visit strange lands: the charming locals!


Walk right into that download to get its sweet XP.


Show Notes

(01:45) So, I (Tyler) dun goofed. I give our raw episode titles stupid joke names that I think will amuse Geremy. I titled the original Ys raw data "YYAAAAAASSSSS" because we were talking about FZero-X. I then assumed it was the raw for that episode, and deleted it to free up space, and didn't have backups.  I shall now commit ritual suicide because I have dishonored the show.

(03:30) Goddamn, Tommy's a badass villain.

(08:30) Gushing about Code Geass.

(12:30) Barely redeemable, my ass.

(19:20) I'd just like to point out that one of Wikipedia's occupations for Francis Drake is "slave trader".

(29:15) Hey, it's been a while since we've mentioned OW.

(32:20) There is still time to dump money into this awesome looking Batman-themed game.

(33:30) Speaking of Kickstarter and nerd hobbies, BATTLETECH is finally releasing on Steam.

(35:30) Mr. Card Game, for the KoL fans out there.

(36:00) The article talking about how stupid the RPO posters look.

(37:30) Rather than anything about the show, here's the Pirates game. Also, getting started on Ys!

(49:00) Seriously, the boss music is so hyper compared to the fights.

(51:20) Later in that same video, this voice acting.

(55:30) Can this game waltz through the horde of rankings?!



Next time on Last Time, MUSHA!

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Episode 210: Splatterhouse

It's the spook-spook-spookiest time of the year!

Join us on a quest through a madhouse, full of things that go splat!  Don the mask of the season, and pick up your preferred weapon (a large stick), and wade through the hordes of seasonal enemies.  Featuring such terrors as... spiky turtles, chained up zombies, and leech... things.  Festive!

More download than you can swing a stick at!

Show Notes

(05:30) Plugging bruh.io, an amusing Battle Royale inspired browser game.

(14:00) A game worth taking seriously.

(19:00) I really want to see Hawlucha vs. The Masked Royal.

(20:00) That Pokémon comic Tyler mentioned by JHall.

(21:00) Probably the video Geremy mentioned about Ash's best deaths.

(37:15) How does this splat up?

Next time on Last Time, Pulseman!

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Episode 193: Muscle Men in Space [Cho Aniki]

When the galaxy's best body build comes a-knockin', there's only one thing to do: team up with two weird angel children and send your own body building... flying... mutant... guys? No one builds a protein plant out of Earth, even if they do have great abs! Defend important areas, like downtown streets, a football stadium I guess?, and the moon for some reason. All in the name of amazing muscles.



Exercise that download link.


Show Notes

(01:15) Geremy’s Kuwabara voice is awful, but Lanipator’s is spot on!

(03:15) Kitschy.

(07:45) Cube and Star, an Arbitrary Game

(10:30) The game Zach got Tyler is Material Girl. Of course it's rated "very positive".

(12:15) Zach’s playing This War of Mine. He didn’t ask for that damn war.

(14:30) Zach has been playing a lot; next is Valkyrie Drive. For the curious, Dynasty Warriors 8 had 83 playable characters, about ten times what Valkyrie Drive does.

(21:30) Counterstrike and a discussion about Smurfs! Wait, that’s not the right link…

(23:00) Snipperclips! It’s a right snippy doo.

(26:45)  Definite Future Assignment Final Fantasy X. Is it good!? Does it hold up? Hahahahaha?

(30:30) Spoilers for Persona 5! Makoto is the best character!

(44:00) The assignment, Cho Aniki.

(53:30) Body Builder Rankings!


Next time on Last Time, Turok!  The original one, obv.

Life... uh... finds a way... to be shot.

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Episode 163: Little Girl Power [Castlevania Rondo of Blood]

Montages are cool and so is Dracula fighting!  Follow our surprisingly anime protagonist through the deadly traps of Drac's castle... at least until Mario takes over and does everything for him.  Heroic!



Aria of downloads!


Show Notes

(01:00) At least one of us was thinking of this.

(02:45) Stars protect us!

(03:10) Now with 'poons.  It actually sounds pretty good, though.

(12:30) MGSV Spoilers, guys!

(15:20) Motorsnakles.

(19:30) End of spoilers nukes!  Not at all relevant to anything, is Gyarados a bird?

(35:10) US-1.  It was a thing.

(41:00) Windfishing.

(48:00) Rondo of intros!

(1:00:30) Rank of shadows!


Next time on Last Time, Soccer!

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Episode 122: Use The Force, Zach [R-Type]

Gear up and get ready for a journey into the heart of space... monsters. Grab your force and fly through hordes of monsters with us as we tackle an arcade classic and see just how far our endurance will take us. Pew pew!



You can attach our download in the rear.


Show Notes

(04:00) Doctor Doom is great and Tyler's on Dorkly too much.

(08:30) New fan theory: Splatoon is Valhalla.

(11:45) Zeus got around.

(18:00) General discussion of the awesome mechanics of Pokemon X/Y.

(24:30) The "Super" Show.

(30:00) R-Type!

(41:30) Ranked!  Pokemon TCG, Super C, and... This week's game!



Next time on Last Time, 1080° Snowboarding, featuring Alex!

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Episode 94: Giant Cave Robots [Bonk's Adventure]

While no robots were harmed in the making of this game, lots of dinosaurs were - with the power of the mind! Specifically, the power to locomote one's head at high speeds into said dinosaurs. It's a useful ability to have, especially after having consumed DELICIOUS MEAT, a force so powerful, the earth trembles under your mighty cranium!



Our download's pretty thick headed, so you might have to wait a while.


Show Notes

(06:20) King Arthur?  It's a game?

(10:30) Kinda wrong about the Santa color thing; turns out he was already red n' white for at least 20 years before Coke.

(16:30) Tabula Rasa is pretty tough.  One random guy on Steam makes a good point about it, though.

(19:00) Gnome Chompski, the worst escort mission.

(21:30) Transistor is pretty cool.  Dust was a fun Metroidvania!

(23:00) Who attacks a furry convention?!

(28:00) We played Speed Runners.  It's fun, guys.  Fantasy Life, not so much.

(32:00) Katie Tiedrich comments on Bravely Default in the blog post.

(41:00) Super Robot Wars Z3: the mech game with EVERYONE.

(46:00) Bonk!


Next time on Last Time, Super Mario Kart!  Prepare to clean up the blood from your mangled eyes.

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Episode 71: Bombs Away [Bomberman '93]

What tools do most intergalactic cops use? Bombs, of course! Don't you know anything about law enforcement? Come blow up tons of innocent creatures and abandoned areas with us!



Legend of the explosive download!


(00:40) The jihad jeep tactic in battlefield.

(09:00) Crusader Kings II: Dragons!

(14:00) Mario Kart 8 character differences.

(15:45) Divekick!

(16:40) Rogue Legacy strategies.

(18:40) Geremy's tales of trying to rule Europe.

(19:15) Power Rangers RPM sounds legitimately amazing.  Explosions!

(21:30) Orion: Dino Horde.  I can't recommend it, but it's amusing.

(22:45) Natural Selection 2 is pretty great, but relies on someone on your team not being a dick, which is the downfall of online gaming.

(28:30) Bomberman!  It's a bit bland due to lack of variation, sadly.

(32:00) Powerup rundown.

(35:15) Level end mechanics.  Also, you have endless continues.


Next time on Last Time, it's Final Fantasy IV!

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